So, I just got slightly turned on after eating a Peppridge farm Boston cream milano cookie, and I feel no shame.
So I was playing Fable 3, and I was changing my characters clothes. I went up stairs for a couple of minutes, came back down and saw what my mother taped on the screen.
i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
“perfect”
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
she’s back and as friggin’ adorable as ever




“perfect”







