OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE
I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y
can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream
THAT’S NOTHING
THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR.
IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER
my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen
A few months ago, this preacher guy (Preacher Tom, for anyone who might have had a similar experience with the guy) came to my campus and started spewing hateful and judgmental things at passers-by. Knowing he would be back, I created Zealous Preacher Bingo cards, with a few friends’ suggestions for spaces. We gave out candy to anyone who won.
I love how “Yelling” is the free space
My first year at UF, on April Fools’ Day, a few guys went out where the Plaza Preachers always congregated and brought their own giant signs and preached the word of Dr. Seuss. HOP ON POP, I SAY TO THEE.
HE DID NOT LIKE IT IN A BOAT. HE DID NOT LIKE IT WITH A GOAT. HE DID NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. AND SO HE BURNETH IN THE FIERY PIT.
(I wish we’d had those bingo cards in college.)
One time I miiight have yelled “GOD IS DEAD” at one of these guys then walked away oops
microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:
i think this is the best post ever seriously
Wow
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thats because it is
Can we just address the fact that one of the tabs on the wires is life support, and it also happens to be next the the mouse cable, therefore implying that this persons life support is their computer
scalpels-scissors-stitches-skin:
A crow taking a bath.
If this isnt the greatest thing youve ever seen, you dont deserve to be alive.
i love crows ;u;
that’s pretty much how I take a bath too
DERSEKING’S
500600700800900 Follower Giveaway!
Wowwie!! I totally reached five hundred followers, and I want to do a giveaway! I don’t want to have too many rules, so I’ll keep it short.—
1. No giveaway blogs! Sorry but it’s just not fair to have a bunch of different blogs that are the same person.
2. Must reblog by April 13th 2013!! That’s a bit less than a month, so get crackin’!
3. Reblog as much as you want, likes count too! Just try not to annoy your followers too much.
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You can win two different packs, either choose pack 1 and get any pullover godtier hoodie of your choice and a sburb portal pendant!
Pack 2 consists of any artprints from the whatpumpkin store for 15$ and any sized godtier tee!
Only my followers will receive the choice between the two things, and non followers will get the cheaper of the two. Followers also get two more secret items, revealed after the giveaway! ! These will vary depending on a dice roll, but they’ll be between a wig of your choice under 30$ and a couple other knick knacks, or something else from the whatpumpkin store under the same price.Reblog and like quickly, cause there’s not much time!
-Lane
