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So, I just got slightly turned on after eating a Peppridge farm Boston cream milano cookie, and I...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:14:53 -0400

So, I just got slightly turned on after eating a Peppridge farm Boston cream milano cookie, and I feel no shame.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 19:46:53 -0400

So I was playing Fable 3, and I was changing my characters...

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:25:00 -0400

So I was playing Fable 3, and I was changing my characters clothes. I went up stairs for a couple of minutes, came back down and saw what my mother taped on the screen.

absolutely-vantastic: DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMETHING YOU SAID OR DID ONCE AND

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:48:51 -0400

absolutely-vantastic:

DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMETHING YOU SAID OR DID ONCE AND

tawnyscostumesandcuriosities: Medieval wedding dress

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:37:37 -0400

tawnyscostumesandcuriosities:

Medieval wedding dress

davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:10:18 -0400

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

“perfect”

she laughed so hard i think she exploded

milesjai: juhnelle: cptskeletor: What It’s Like to be...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:07:45 -0400

milesjai:

juhnelle:

cptskeletor:

What It’s Like to be Black

nailed it.

omfg

IM DONE.

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Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:55:51 -0400

deathtosquishies: ruf1oh-n1tram: lascocks: Throw me over your...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:38:37 -0400

deathtosquishies:

ruf1oh-n1tram:

lascocks:

Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright

Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.

And yes, she is always this cute.

she’s back and as friggin’ adorable as ever

groovemeister-jared: lordoftheinternet: lacrimosa453: lordoftheinternet: nobody’s posting it’s...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:34:12 -0400

groovemeister-jared:

lordoftheinternet:

lacrimosa453:

lordoftheinternet:

nobody’s posting

it’s quiet

TOO QUIET

I thougHT THIS WAS ME FOR A SECOND

uss-gallifrey: himaryua: dogmanbirdgirl: himaryua: himaryua: OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:59:08 -0400

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR.

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:52:52 -0400

yourpretendfriend: bluelightseven: laughterkey: kelpmonger: f...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:49:09 -0400

yourpretendfriend:

bluelightseven:

laughterkey:

kelpmonger:

fuckyeahatheism:

A few months ago, this preacher guy (Preacher Tom, for anyone who might have had a similar experience with the guy) came to my campus and started spewing hateful and judgmental things at passers-by. Knowing he would be back, I created Zealous Preacher Bingo cards, with a few friends’ suggestions for spaces. We gave out candy to anyone who won.

I love how “Yelling” is the free space

My first year at UF, on April Fools’ Day, a few guys went out where the Plaza Preachers always congregated and brought their own giant signs and preached the word of Dr. Seuss. HOP ON POP, I SAY TO THEE.

HE DID NOT LIKE IT IN A BOAT. HE DID NOT LIKE IT WITH A GOAT. HE DID NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. AND SO HE BURNETH IN THE FIERY PIT.

(I wish we’d had those bingo cards in college.)

One time I miiight have yelled “GOD IS DEAD” at one of these guys then walked away oops

anfagistan: art

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:43:58 -0400

anfagistan:

art

gqh: dang it bobby I’ve been waiting for this

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:36:18 -0400

gqh:

dang it bobby I’ve been waiting for this

izzetheking: stupid bitch tried to take away my baby now i...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:34:21 -0400

izzetheking:

stupid bitch tried to take away my baby now i trapped her and now they are both going to die

knightoftam: clothes swap

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 02:17:54 -0400

knightoftam:

clothes swap

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: sunbanna: lifegoesonand-on: ...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 01:39:32 -0400

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

sunbanna:

lifegoesonand-on:

michelleevo:

christinahuynhh:

i think this is the best post ever seriously

Wow

/

thats because it is

Can we just address the fact that one of the tabs on the wires is life support, and it also happens to be next the the mouse cable, therefore implying that this persons life support is their computer

custardcreamdemolisher: sewthoughtful: scalpels-scissors-stitch...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 01:31:32 -0400

custardcreamdemolisher:

sewthoughtful:

scalpels-scissors-stitches-skin:

A crow taking a bath.

If this isnt the greatest thing youve ever seen, you dont deserve to be alive.

i love crows ;u;

that’s pretty much how I take a bath too

derseking: DERSEKING’S 500 600 700 800 900 Follower...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 19:21:45 -0400

pack 1 , godtier pullover

pack 1, pendant

pack 2, poster

pack 2, godtier tee

derseking:

DERSEKING’S ~~500~~ ~~600~~ ~~700~~ ~~800~~ 900 Follower Giveaway!

Wowwie!! I totally reached five hundred followers, and I want to do a giveaway! I don’t want to have too many rules, so I’ll keep it short.

—

1. No giveaway blogs! Sorry but it’s just not fair to have a bunch of different blogs that are the same person.

2. Must reblog by April 13th 2013!! That’s a bit less than a month, so get crackin’!

3. Reblog as much as you want, likes count too! Just try not to annoy your followers too much.

—

You can win two different packs, either choose pack 1 and get any pullover godtier hoodie of your choice and a sburb portal pendant!

Pack 2 consists of any artprints from the whatpumpkin store for 15$ and any sized godtier tee!

Only my followers will receive the choice between the two things, and non followers will get the cheaper of the two. Followers also get two more secret items, revealed after the giveaway! ! These will vary depending on a dice roll, but they’ll be between a wig of your choice under 30$ and a couple other knick knacks, or something else from the whatpumpkin store under the same price.

Reblog and like quickly, cause there’s not much time!

-Lane